Beverly Hills Doll

A feature film by D. A. Chitty

The ashes of Adolf Hitler are put into a strange doll and taken to America to be cloned forty years later in an Aryan magical rite to be performed in an ancient Mayan temple deep in the Yucatan jungle.

The rite has to be performed on a specific star date and time is running out for the four madcap nazis (doppelgängers each for the Marx brothers) to find the doll and bring back raging nympho Bella Storm, the perfect Aryan future mother for the new fuhrer, who is himself currently storming and raving mad up on the astral plain, licking the wounds of his past failures and raring to go with the new fourth reich in the good old USA.

She will be joined by future superstud father Handsome Hans, who is already under super strict training down in the jungle attended by his ever lustful trainer Ivana.

But no one has reckoned with Solly Willy Stein, the 3rd Marxist intellectual weedy boyfriend of Bella who will miraculously become Mr Universe with a gay following of thousands and who will save the day from yet another A.H. Disaster.